Exolim's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Coffee Shop ep.2]

Hehehe

This was hilarious... With the exception of a few minor grammar mistakes that really irked me (I'm a grammar Nazi), it was a great Flash.

To DarkGoth: Sentimental- Affectedly or extravagantly emotional.

I believe the word you were searching for, my perpetually depressed one, is cynical.

Anywho, great flash, Coffee.

CoffeeClock responds:

Thank you my 2 headed 2 horned good man.

[Hey Tom Fulp!!]

Get Over It

Nice looking 3D... Horrible sound though. I gave you a zero for style since the entire purpose of this movie was to whine and complain about something that you have no control over. Get over it.

[Graffers Ball]

Great Storyline

Great storyline. I love the plot of this. It would make a pretty cool video game, or possibly a book. Had the flash been a little more intensive, it would have been one of the greats for sure. Good work, mate.

[Frank's Xmas E-card]

Nice

Not bad. Decent animation, decent drawing. Good quality. Definitely something for the whole family. Good work, mate.

Frank-Uselesschris responds:

:P ur reviews sounds like a tv add, thnx

[Clock Mock]

Solution:

Here's a simple solution to your problem with Clock Crew movies: Don't watch them. If you don't like them, don't watch them. No one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to put yourself through what obviously must be no less than hellish torture for you.

DarkLabStudios responds:

The thing is, I don't watch em. But when I watch the new movies coming out of the portal that are of good quality get blammed out, and then those pointless clock movies that we all know too well being kept, it starts to get annoying.

[Funky Car III]

w00t

I gave you a great rating to spite all of those idiots who are flaming you. I thought this flash was pretty interesting, actually. Good work, mate.

[Christmas Countdown 16th]

Lmfao

Haha. I love Threebrain. Good work, mate.

[Renaissance]

Open to Interperetation

This just became my new number one favorite. This piece (I say piece, because this is pure art) is the deepest, most emotionally striking flash on NGs. It's apparent that you've put lots of thought and time into this. I love that you seem to have left the meanings of each scene/sequence up to the individual interperetation of the viewer. It makes the movie that much more personal and meaningful. The most impactful scene, for me, was the blindfolded violinist. To me, she represents true love; blind love. She represents the beauty and passion of true love, while also illustrating the frailty of it. I actually watched this one three times, taking notes on my own interperetation of this movie. I actually shed a tear over this... It brought back some good memories. Great work, mate. Absolutely worthy of the front page.

AloneInTheDark responds:

Thank you alot. Reviews like this mean alot to me. Take care

[Satanic FMV]

Sitting in a room full of Christians

I love you guys. I've got family over, and they're a bunch of Jesus freaks. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Christianity, but I can't stand it when people believe that the answer to everything is God... I turned up the volume, they heard, came in the room, saw the video, and stared, mouths gaping. I laughed my ass off. Good work.

neonfox3 responds:

Thank You! yet i too am christian